I can't type. My voice has gone. I have tears in my eyes. My heart is pounding. I cannot begin to describe how I feel right now - Ireland haven't won the grand slam in over half a century. They haven't even won the championship in decades. My cat has gone running in terror as I jumped around the room screaming. Ireland have won the championship, they've won the triple crown, they've won the grand slam... I'm a bit happy.
